Because you are on a computer, you would love to look
at some great computer cartoons. These are the cartoons on you- people
in front of computers LOL
(Thanks Ashok Dhingara for sharing these)
Guess we all feel like this at
times!
Fun of being in computer tech support job. I bet you this is the last page you are surfing today after seeing this cartoon below
A techie woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support,
Last
year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0toHusband
1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in theoverall
system performance, particularly in theflowerandjewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend
5.0.
In addition,Husband 1.0uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5andPersonal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such asNEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0andESPN
4.1.
Conversation 8.0no longer runs, andHousecleaning
2.6simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried runningNagging 5.3to
fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
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The IT Help Desk Responds
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0is anEntertainment
Package, whileHusband 1.0is anoperating
system.
Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland
try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to
install theGuilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed,Husband1.0should
then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0andFlowers
3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband1.0to
default toSilence 2.5orBeer 6.1.
Please note thatBeer 6.1is a very bad program
that will download theSnoring Loudly (Beta version).
Whatever you do,DO NOTin any circumstances
installMother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend
5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will
crashHusband 1.0.
In summary,Husband 1.0is a great program, but
it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional softwareto
improve memory and performance.
We recommend:Cooking 3.0andGood Looks
7.7.
Good Luck Madam!