A Pardes
was drawing money from ATM, the Pardes behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first Pardes replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
A Pardesji
called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken
into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!" He
cried.
The dispatcher
said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few
minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "He got
in the back seat by mistake."
Three
dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First
body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second
body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector
asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is
the most unusual one. A Pardes, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was
having his picture taken."
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(Following few jokes contributed by Ram
Varu)
Help,
the titanic is going to be drowned! Everybody in the ship is shouting,crying,running
or praying to god. Just
then an Italian asks the nearby Pardes in the ship.
Italian: How far is the land, from here?
Pardes: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles? Then Why are those fools making noise. I
have got the experiance of swimming even more.
The Italian
jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask
something again.
Italian:
Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?
Pardes : Downwards.
Pardes
to sunita: I want to marry you.
Sunita:
But I am one year elder to you.
Pardes: No problem, then I will marry you next year.
Two
Pardess went to a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches
out of their pocket sandwiches started eating them. " you can't eat
your own sandwiches in here" Complained the pub owner.
The two Pardess then swapped(Exchange) their sandwiches.
Once
upon a time, a Pardes saw a boy who wore his cap backwards. Pardes
felt that this was a new fashion, and he also decided to wear his
pagdi facing the wrong way.
While
he was on his way to his office, another Pardes saw him and asked;
" Pardes aa rahe ho ke ja rahe ho" (Pardes, are you coming or
are you going?)
A Pardes
was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started
reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?
"it's doubly intresting",said the Pardes. "to start from the middle
keeps one curious not only about its end but also about its begining."
A Pardes
walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a
book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was
no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian
replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
A Pardes
and a American were taking a stroll when the American suddenly said,
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Pardes looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
Passport Photo coupons,
Passport photo deals
Pardes
Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a
big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out
form the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the
zoo wandering freely.Zoo people requested Pardes to be inside and
trap the tiger in cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the
zoo in his jeep carrying big gun.
While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger
is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to
observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the
road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to
the right.
Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep
to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh
of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the
same situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and
this time our Pardes is smart enough to put the right indicator on
and turned to left.This time the tiger goes into the road on right
side.
After some time the roads meet again to our Pardes's misfortune and
the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides
and our Pardes thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant
idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left
corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and he gives signal
which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this
time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.
NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??
ANSWER BELOW............
MORAL: "There are Pardes Communities in Tigers too".
A
Pardes with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing
a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone
I accidentally picked upthe iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But
.. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
A
Pardes sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as
to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander,"A Marathon race is going on.
Pardes : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Pardes : Then why are the others running?
The
doctor told Pardes that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300
days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Pardes called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
TRAIN
TO LUDHIANA..
Pardess Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Pardes
is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along
some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe
ho?"
Pardes replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook
se na marjaun"
Pardes
got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother:Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents
are Sikh?"
" Aah, Pardes read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person
born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Pardes were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!"
(its the barking sound)
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof!
Woof!"
"Pardes!" "Woof.""Stop barking, feed the
dogs and don't touch anything!"
Pardes is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on
the Tower. Pardes says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Pardes figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day the Pardes is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand
rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Pardes gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
DOUBLE
DECKER BUS RIDE. Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.
They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow
managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to
the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend
Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in
front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are
you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah,but you've got a driver.
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