Jokes about Laloo
Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of
yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
asked, "What are all those clocks?"
answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every
time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The
hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire
"Where's my Laloo's clock?"
clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.
was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security
guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...
wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So
he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..."
and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone
planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.Once
he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of
the cattle he poses for the photo.
the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !!
Laloo, third from left!
completing a jigsaw puzzle he_d been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took
me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Laloo brags.
MONTHS? THAT_S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT READS
- FOR 4-7YRS".
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE
WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND
YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state.
Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese
are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I
will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"