Tips To Know Which City of India You Are In.
(Disclaimer: This
is just for fun and not to offend anyone. At least being familiar
with Mumbai and Ahmedabad, I agree with what is written about
them.
If you have tips for other cities in India, please email me at
pateljr at hotmail dot com))
Scenario
1
Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start
arguing about who's right.
You are in
Kolkata
Scenario
2
Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario
3
Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The
first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are
fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly
opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario
5
Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop
the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario
6
Two guys are
fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly
says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario
7
Two guys are
fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY
IN Ludhiana
(Forwarded to me by a friend, Gautam Godse. Thanks.)