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Tips To Know Which City of India You Are In.

(Disclaimer: This is just for fun and not to offend anyone. At least being familiar with Mumbai and Ahmedabad, I agree with what is written about them.
If you have tips for other cities in India, please email me at pateljr at hotmail dot com))

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Ludhiana

(Forwarded to me by a friend, Gautam Godse. Thanks.)