Tips To Know Which City of India You Are In.
(Disclaimer: This is just for fun and not to offend anyone. At least being familiar with Mumbai and Ahmedabad, I agree with what is written about them.
If you have tips for other cities in India, please email me at pateljr at hotmail dot com))
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MumbaiScenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's BangaloreScenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN Ludhiana
(Forwarded to me by a friend, Gautam Godse. Thanks.)