(Forwarded to me by my big brother..Dr. Rajesh Patel, M.D.)
I was born intelligent ---- education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, i have a work station.......
What more can i say........
If its true that we are here to help others,
Then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Everyone should marry.
After all happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
"your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
Theres should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up in the morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives
Thank god we can choose our friends.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know,