Pardes Jokes (page 2)

Pardes bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Pardes : I am a Proud Pardes, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Pardes replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love you, sister."

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mothertongue?
Santa: Very long!

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on platform?

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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(Thanks to Suman Malla for forwarding!)