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A sardarji invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A teacher lecturing on population, "In India, after every 10
sec a women gives birth to a kid."
A sardarji stands up, "we must find & stop her!"
Sardarji -why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
19 Sardars went to watch a movie. On asking them why they came in a group of 19, they replied that the film was only for above 18!
Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits
on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth .................
WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
A sardarji and his family to a party.
He introduces as - I am sardar, she is sardarnee.
The boy is my kid and the girl is my Kid-ney.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
A sardarji hears, "Santa! Your daughter has died!"
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers
I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa!
On a romantic date, a sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling, on our engagement, will you give me a ring?"
He said, Yah Sure. What is your phone number?
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back!"
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead you could have posted it
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says,"Drink
quickly"
Wife asks,"Why?"
Sardar says, "Look at their rates! Hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee
Rs10"
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide? You have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping
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(Thanks to Amit Patel for forwarding!)