Men Vs Dogs
are a woman and you didn't like about how
men are made, here is your another alternative- a dog. Read this
funny comparison between Men Vs Dogs. (Author unknown).
A Dog (did you know reverse
of Dog is God??) vs a Man
- Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings
- Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command
- Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss
- Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly
- Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports
- Your parents find them easier to like
- Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends
- Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public
- Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following
intense play Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk
- Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will
always want more
- Dogs tend to bath themselves daily, men must be encouraged to
- You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it
- Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do
everything on their own
- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
- Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
- Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
- Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
- Dogs don't criticize your friends.
- Dogs admit when they're jealous.
- Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
- Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never
laugh at how you throw).
- Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they
know the most important thing is that you're together.
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- You can train a dog.
- You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
- Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK.
The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but
there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives
it to you.)
- Dogs understand what NO means.
- Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
- Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
- Dogs do not read at the table.
- You can force a dog to take a bath.
- Dogs don't correct your stories.
- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger
- Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
- Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
- Dogs admit it when they're lost.
- Dogs look at your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs do not care
whether you shave your legs.
- Dogs take care of their own needs. Dogs are color blind.
- Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
- Dogs are nice to your relatives.
- Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
- Dogs don't care how you dress.
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