Here, I am not going to write much but will show you some images.
Now, see the following diagram to see how women's habbits are compared to a typical man's.
Here is some startling findings by a research project funded by Harvard, Standford, Princeton, MIT, CALTECH etc (LOL)...
Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.
So it comes back to my favorite quote: When you are right, shut up...
Not enough? Read this even more funny Life After Marriage in a techie's perspective